Recasting Firefly a la LJ

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If I were to recast the crew of Firefly with folks I know, here's how the roster would look:

Inara would be played by grrscary
Jayne Cobb would be played by talyesin[Unknown site tag][Unknown site tag]
Kaylee would be played by  sarahcarotte or scarletcougar or grrscary
Malcolm Reynolds would be played by baronscartopor talyesin
River Tam would be played by satyrdanceor owldaughter
Shepherd Book would be played by kideternity
Simon Tam would be played by concordantnexus
Wash would be played by moi
Zoe would be played by owldaughter
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How would you recast Firefly?
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