mythteller | Typical Day with Windows

*click*

*click*click*

*click*drag*CLICK*DRAG*

*click*click*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*CLICKITYCLICKCLICKCLACKCLACKCLICKITY*

**Quietly fuming**

*click*

*click*click*CLICK*CLICK*SMACK*SMACK*

*click*cli-- ERROR: I don't know what happened, but an error has occurred. I must shut down now and there's nothing you can do to save your work. Sorry.

*tearing out hair*click*

Do you want to fill out a form and tell me what happened? Maybe together, we can prevent this from ever happening again. *click Don't Send*

*double-click* *click-dra--** HEY! I can recover what you lost right now! I won't ask for your permission 'cause I'm pretty sure this is what you want in your heart-of-hearts. I don't have a heart, mind you. I have a CPU which is infinitely more efficient than you piddly meat-brain, so just let me worry about what's best for you. I think you need time to meditate on what's best for all of us, so just sit there for a bit and I'll bring up your lost document when my CPU calculates the time it takes for you to deserve it.

*click*click*

*growl*

*click*SHUT DOWN

Hey! You didn't save this thing. You're a bad man.

ERROR: This doodad failed while you tried to shut me down. I blame you. Click here to put it out of its misery, you jerk.

Kill this process too, while you're at it. Irresponsible cad.

I'm logging you off now.

I'm shutting down now.

I'm shutting down. *music tinkles*

Really, I'm shutting down.

Still shutting down.

Pouring some tea while I shut down. You can't just flip the screen down 'cause then I'll go to sleep and drain your battery dry while I dream of ways of wasting your time.

Shutting down some more.

*black screen*